The spookiest thing you’ve ever seen or heard
I was looking at a woman's tits today, the size of which you couldn't possibly not notice, and just at that moment the security device on my trolley locked the wheel! I had to drag the trolley across the supermarket and get a security guard to unlock it. How the fuck did it know?
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Always read the whole article Derek. You've been conned by a twisted headline.
The period is question is the 4 years since this parliament began in 2019. His constituency is in Scotland and 3739 of those "second job" hours were spent working as an MSP in Scottish Parliament. The remaining 130 hours are working as a football referee.
Thanks. I don't think it was a con, they probably said as much but I was only half listening.jamesedwards wrote: ↑Fri Jul 14, 2023 9:13 pmAlways read the whole article Derek. You've been conned by a twisted headline.
The period is question is the 4 years since this parliament began in 2019. His constituency is in Scotland and 3739 of those "second job" hours were spent working as an MSP in Scottish Parliament. The remaining 130 hours are working as a football referee.
Photographic evidence of spookiness. I bought the new bottle of liquid yesterday and left it sitting overnight beside the old one. Went to do the washing up today, but where's the red cap gone on the new bottle? No-one else in the house, I definitely didn't touch it, no spillage, mess or missing liquid. Searched everywhere, but no cap. Just WHAT is going on here?
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that's official now - washing up is a spectre haters sport!!weemac wrote: ↑Mon Aug 14, 2023 4:20 pmPhotographic evidence of spookiness. I bought the new bottle of liquid yesterday and left it sitting overnight beside the old one. Went to do the washing up today, but where's the red cap gone on the new bottle? No-one else in the house, I definitely didn't touch it, no spillage, mess or missing liquid. Searched everywhere, but no cap. Just WHAT is going on here?
Sounds like sleepwalking. I heard some sleepwalkers even drive their carweemac wrote: ↑Mon Aug 14, 2023 4:20 pmPhotographic evidence of spookiness. I bought the new bottle of liquid yesterday and left it sitting overnight beside the old one. Went to do the washing up today, but where's the red cap gone on the new bottle? No-one else in the house, I definitely didn't touch it, no spillage, mess or missing liquid. Searched everywhere, but no cap. Just WHAT is going on here?
Strange....that did occur to me. I remember getting up for a pee and actually feeling that I was awake but simultaneously incredibly sleepy - almost catatonic. That might be it.Kai wrote: ↑Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:25 pmSounds like sleepwalking. I heard some sleepwalkers even drive their carweemac wrote: ↑Mon Aug 14, 2023 4:20 pmPhotographic evidence of spookiness. I bought the new bottle of liquid yesterday and left it sitting overnight beside the old one. Went to do the washing up today, but where's the red cap gone on the new bottle? No-one else in the house, I definitely didn't touch it, no spillage, mess or missing liquid. Searched everywhere, but no cap. Just WHAT is going on here?
Nah on second thought it's probably just ghosts : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WEweemac wrote: ↑Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:45 pmStrange....that did occur to me. I remember getting up for a pee and actually feeling that I was awake but simultaneously incredibly sleepy - almost catatonic. That might be it.Kai wrote: ↑Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:25 pmSounds like sleepwalking. I heard some sleepwalkers even drive their carweemac wrote: ↑Mon Aug 14, 2023 4:20 pmPhotographic evidence of spookiness. I bought the new bottle of liquid yesterday and left it sitting overnight beside the old one. Went to do the washing up today, but where's the red cap gone on the new bottle? No-one else in the house, I definitely didn't touch it, no spillage, mess or missing liquid. Searched everywhere, but no cap. Just WHAT is going on here?